Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything.
So the other asked,"Why are you crying?".....
Teacher: 'Why are you late to class?'
Ramesh and Suresh: 'We helped an old lady .....
Amitabh - Han han mein chor hun, mein bazar mein kaladhandha karta hun, police ke record mein mera naam hai.
Dear Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have got a computer in our home and we face some Problem, which I want to bring to your notice. After connecting to Internet we planned to open an email account.But when ever we fill the Form of Hotmail, in password field only * comes. But in rest of the fields..
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:
"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our....
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Best excuses if you get caught sleeping in your computer desk by the Boss:
* I was working smarter, not harder.
* I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on...
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