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Conductor : Why are you getting an extra ticket?

Passenger : If I lose one ticket, the other would save me.

C : What would you do if you lose both?

P : I am not a fool. I have my bus pass.

C : ????????

Professor : What three words are the most used by college students?

Student : I don't know.

Professor : Absolutely correct.

Lady : The design of the sari is excellent. But the colour is not good.

Salesman : Don't worry mam. The colour will disappear after the first wash.

Teacher : I killed a person, convert this sentence into future tense.

Student : The future tense you will go to jail.

Mother : Reena, tell me why does a bear have it's body covered with hair?

Daughter : Actually Mom, there is no barber in the forest.

Teacher : Why are you late?

Student : Because there was a sign which tells School ahead, go slow.

Two students were fighting outside the examination hall. The teacher came out and said:

T : Why r u fighting?

S : Teacher, he left his answer sheet blank

T : Why should that bother you?

S : I too left my answer sheet blank

T : So?

S : The teacher will think that we have copied from each other.

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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?

Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.

Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You

see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?

Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten Burger. Call the manager!

Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!

Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!

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Sardar Jokes Page 18

A Lie Detector

An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector .

The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.

"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".And the machine is silent.

The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.

"All right, 8 hamburgers".And the machine's silent.

The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

Bombers

There were two Sardarjis Bantya and Santya as bombers.

They had to place a time bomb in order to explode a building.

So they were going on their destination in a car.

On their way Bantya asked Santya, "Santya what will happen if the time bomb explodes in this car itself."

Santya replied "Don't worry, I have a spare one!!!!!

The Dead Bird

A Sardar and a Bihari were walking outside when the Bihari said, "Oh look at the dead bird."

The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"

The Distant Relative

While travelling a sardar was carrying a binocular with him.

But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window.

A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying binoculars.

The sardar simply said ...

"I am on my way to see a distant relative."