Santa singh went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver.
Santa singh : Who is speaking?
Servant : Servant Sir.
Santa singh : Where is the Madam?
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
Santa singh : What? I am her husband came to Colombo today.
Servant: What can I do now sir?
Santa singh : Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line.
Santa singh : Who is speaking?
Servant : Servant Sir.
Santa singh : Where is the Madam?
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
Santa singh : What? I am her husband came to Colombo today.
Servant: What can I do now sir?
Santa singh : Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line.
After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...
Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?
Santa singh : Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool
Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir
Santa singh : What...? No swimming pool?
Servant: Yes Sir
Santa singh : Sorry, WRONG NUMBER!!!!!! !!
Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?
Santa singh : Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool
Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir
Santa singh : What...? No swimming pool?
Servant: Yes Sir
Santa singh : Sorry, WRONG NUMBER!!!!!! !!
