Laloo Yadav's car was travelling along a village road on the way to Patna, when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of his car.The piglet dies on the spot.
Laloo, upset, tells the driver to go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages. The driver goes to the nearby village and comes back after an hour with two bags full of money.
Laloo wants to know what happened.
The driver tells him "Maine jab gaon pahuncha to dekha ki kuchh log ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub main unko bataya ki kya hua, tab sare log hamra aas paas jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee. Par maine dekha ki saare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki yeh sara paisa wo jaanvar ke malik ke liye hai. Par un logo ne saara paisa hamein de diya, aur kaha 'bahut achchha kaam kiya hai re bhaiya, bahut achchha.'"
Laloo says, "Sasoor ka nati, theek theek bata mujhko, tu unko kya bola tha?"
The driver replies "Maine kaha ki main Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur maine soowar-ka bachcha ko maar dala hoon!".
Friday, June 11, 2010
Team India needs Players...
Team India needs players. Do you really want to apply.
Vacancies are as follows
1) Captain (P-001),
2) Vice Captain (P-002),
3) Coach (P-003) and
4) Team Members (P-004)
Eligibility Criteria : We are looking for Audience who have consistently watched all the world cup matches and who have scored over 65 runs in Room Cricket & Street Cricket.
Experience in Football, Volley ball is an added advantage ….
Models, Actors (Advertisements) are most preferable…..
LKG & UKG Teachers are preferable for the post of coach.
Selection Process
1. Batting Test (Vs Bermuda) (Candidate must score at least 50 runs )
2. Bowling/Fielding Test (Candidate should not bowl more than 3 wides /no balls in an Over)
3. HR Interview (Candidates will be called upon for the selection process based on the Eligibility Criteria)
Send ur resumes with subject Name/Post/Max runs scored E.g. Dhoni/P-004/37 to cricketcalls@bcci.com
Venue : Pappu Engineering College Grounds , Teepunagar
Jhakra Park , Khelgaon
Date : 01-Aug-2010
Reference Books:
1) “Aap bhi Batsman ban sakte hein!” by Munaf Patel
2) “Cricket in 21 days “ by Navjot Singh Buddhu
3) “From Losing a match to Murdering a coach“ by Inzamam
5) "The complete cricket manual" by Mandira
Vacancies are as follows
1) Captain (P-001),
2) Vice Captain (P-002),
3) Coach (P-003) and
4) Team Members (P-004)
Eligibility Criteria : We are looking for Audience who have consistently watched all the world cup matches and who have scored over 65 runs in Room Cricket & Street Cricket.
Experience in Football, Volley ball is an added advantage ….
Models, Actors (Advertisements) are most preferable…..
LKG & UKG Teachers are preferable for the post of coach.
Selection Process
1. Batting Test (Vs Bermuda) (Candidate must score at least 50 runs )
2. Bowling/Fielding Test (Candidate should not bowl more than 3 wides /no balls in an Over)
3. HR Interview (Candidates will be called upon for the selection process based on the Eligibility Criteria)
Send ur resumes with subject Name/Post/Max runs scored E.g. Dhoni/P-004/37 to cricketcalls@bcci.com
Venue : Pappu Engineering College Grounds , Teepunagar
Jhakra Park , Khelgaon
Date : 01-Aug-2010
Reference Books:
1) “Aap bhi Batsman ban sakte hein!” by Munaf Patel
2) “Cricket in 21 days “ by Navjot Singh Buddhu
3) “From Losing a match to Murdering a coach“ by Inzamam
5) "The complete cricket manual" by Mandira
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Santa saved his marriage
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments,
Banta Singh and his wife Preeto decided the only way to save their
marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each others throats for some
time and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right
in and opened the floor for discussion.
"What seems to be the problem?"
Immediately, Banta held his long face down without anything to say. On
the other hand, Preeto began talking 90 miles an hour describing all
the wrongs within their marriage.
After 10 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to
her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several
minutes, and sat her back down.
Afterwards, Preeto sat there - speechless. He looked over at Banta who
was staring in disbelief at what had happened.
The counselor spoke to Banta, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a
week!"
Banta scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on wednesdays and saturdays.
Banta Singh and his wife Preeto decided the only way to save their
marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each others throats for some
time and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right
in and opened the floor for discussion.
"What seems to be the problem?"
Immediately, Banta held his long face down without anything to say. On
the other hand, Preeto began talking 90 miles an hour describing all
the wrongs within their marriage.
After 10 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to
her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several
minutes, and sat her back down.
Afterwards, Preeto sat there - speechless. He looked over at Banta who
was staring in disbelief at what had happened.
The counselor spoke to Banta, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a
week!"
Banta scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on wednesdays and saturdays.
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