Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the 'loot-maar' software which he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting:
'Abe O Thakur! Baahar nikal!! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software, jo hamne order kiya tha?'
Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.
Kaalia-'kya laye ho Dhaniya?'
Dhaniya-' Financial Accounting software hai sarkar.'
Kaalia-'Suwar ke bacche! Yeh bekar software hamare liye banaya? Aur woh loot-maar softeare kya apni beti kebaratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Haraam-z@$#!!'
Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying:
' Chillao mat Kaalia!! Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software waalon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai'
Kaalia-'Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya??'
Thakur-'Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai'.
Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru(Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay(Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a laptop.
Kaalia starts laughing and says:
'Haa Haa... Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa Haa... in ko to DOS commands bhi nahi aate. Suno Ranmgad ke vasiyon, Thakur ne hijdon'ki software company banayi hai'
Kaalia starts laughing and says:
'Haa Haa... Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa Haa... in ko to DOS commands bhi nahi aate. Suno Ranmgad ke vasiyon, Thakur ne hijdon'ki software company banayi hai'
Veeru shouts:'Chup-chap chala ja kaalia. Hum log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain'
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says:'Jao kaalia, gabbar se kehna ki uska server down hogaya
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says:'Jao kaalia, gabbar se kehna ki uska server down ho
Kaalia-'Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki thakur software walon ne uska loot-maar software nahi banaya, to wo poore network mein virus daal dega'
At the Gabbar's den...
At the Gabbar's den...
Gabbar:'Kittne bugs thay?'
Kaalia:'Do Sarkar'
Gabbar:'Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khus hoga? Naya assignment dega, kyoon?
Iski saja milegi.. Barobbar milegi'
{Snatches an X terminal form Sambaa}
'Kitne sessions hain is machine main??'
Iski saja milegi.. Barobbar milegi'
{Snatches an X terminal form Sambaa}
'Kitne sessions hain is machine main??'
Sambaa:'Chey, sarkar.'
Gabbar:' Session chey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insafi hai
[logout....logout...logout]
Gabbar:' Session chey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insafi hai
[logout....logout...logout]
