Pappu Jokes Page 3

Pappu: "Why do you send me to school for."
Mother: "To make a man out of you."
Pappu: "But my teacher makes everyday a cock out of me."

Pappu was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!"
The priest inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?"
Pappu: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"

When the teacher entered the class all the boys were standing.
The teacher said: 'Now, all of you sit down except those who are absolutely dull and duffers?' All the boys sat down except Pappu.
Teacher: 'Why Pappu? Are you absolutely dull and a duffer?'
Pappu: 'No sir. The thing is that you were standing alone and it didn't look good to me.'

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Pappu "Daddy, why did you put your thumb impression on my progress report instead of your signature?"
Father: "I don't want your teacher to think that anyone with your marks could possibly have a father who can read or write."


Teacherr: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu : Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.


Teacher : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
Pappu : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"


Teacher: "what's the further away, America or the Moon?"
Pappu: "America!"
Teacher: "America? Whatever gave you that idea?"
Pappu: "Simple, We can always see the moon from the india, but not america!"


Pappu: "Dad , can you write in the dark?"
Father: "I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
Pappu: "Your name on the report card."



Teacher:"This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?
Pappu: "Thank god Saterday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!"


Teacher : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
Pappu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.


Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pappu : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pappu : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

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Teacher : pappu, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Pappu : I is...

Teacher : no, Pappu. Always say, "i am."
Pappu : all right... "i am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


Teacher : What is the chemical formula for water?
Pappu : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Pappu: Yesterday you said it's H to O !



Teacher : Pappu, go to the map and find North America.
Pappu : Here it is!
Teacher : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Pappu!


Pappu : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
Pappu: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?


Teacher : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't pun! ish
him?"
Pappu : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"


Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking ! when people are no longer interested?
Pappu: A teacher



Teacher : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Pappu : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher : No, that's wrong
Pappu : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


Teacher : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
Pappu : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

Letter Jokes Page 2

Funny Leave Letters

Just check how people write leave Applications. It's murder of the English language ...

The Leave Applications:

Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

· This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

· An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

· A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

· Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

· Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

· Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

· Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

· A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.