Thursday, July 30, 2009

Funny Definitions 1

Love affairs:

Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

Marriage:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Divorce:

Future tense of marriage

Lecture:

An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

Conference:

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise:

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears:

The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower...

Dictionary:

A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy:

A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic:

A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


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