A Sardar applied to a medical school - needless to say he never made it because these are the answers he gave:
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Bowel - letters like aeiou
Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
Coma - punctuation mark
Cortisone - area around local court
Cyst - short for sister
Dislocation - in this place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
Enema - not a friend
False Labor - pretending to work
Genes - blue denim
Hymen - greeting to several males
Impotent - well-known
Obesity - City of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pus - small cat
Secretion - hiding anything
Subcutaneous - not cute enough
Tablet - small table
Urine - opposite of you're out
Varicose - very close
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