Interview Jokes

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M.P. !!

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?


CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY


CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?


CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?


CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE


CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?


CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR


OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?


CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?


CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS


OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?


CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?


CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR


OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY


CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY


CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR


OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW


CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW


CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE....?


OFFICER : MP !!!


CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?


OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURE

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