Funny SMS Jokes Page 1

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World's Smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I love ur wife.


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A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning!

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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!


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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.


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Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.


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Dying husband: I have something to tell you. Wife: Don't speak, just rest. 
Husband: No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend. Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I poisoned you.


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Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife.
It means... - without - information - fighting - everytime!
Wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!

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Whats the difference between Data and Information?
362436 - Data
36-24-36 Information!..

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KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet, has no artificial ingredients and is 100% wholesome...Here's one for you...MMWAAAH! Have a nice day!


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I love 3 things! The sun, the Moon and U! The Sun for the Day, the Moon for the night, and You forever!

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Thought for the night: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain and that's where you get shitty ideas. Have a nice fart!


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Never ignore kids

The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers first. Finally he got around to the youngster, who made his purchase and hurried out to the curb, where his father was impatiently waiting in his car.

"What took you so long, son?" he asked.

"The man waited on everybody in the store before me," the boy replied. "But I got even."

"How?"

"I wound and set all the alarm clocks while I was waiting," the youngster explained happily. "It's going to be fun at eight o'clock."



The way to reach Heaven

A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"

"Heaven! Heaven!" Yelled Little Lisa..

"And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the priest.

"Dead!" Yelled Little Johnny