They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson
Men don't care what's on TV.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - W. C. Fields
Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously. - Cincinnati
Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents.
The difference between genius and insanity is that genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. -Samuel Goldwyn
If you think you're really influential - try ordering another man's dog.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Epictetus
Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment. - Rudyh
SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark.
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