Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Do you want to listen these "sentences" during a Surgery?




  • Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
  • Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called !
  • Oh no! I just lost my watch.
  • "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
  • Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
  • Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
  • Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
  • There go the lights again...
  • Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.
  • Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
  • Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
  • What's this doing here?
  • I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
  • That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
  • Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
  • You sure it wasn't this leg?
  • OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
  • Are his relatives waiting outside?
  • Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
  • Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
  • What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!
  • FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
  • This scissor looks rusted.
  • Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
  • Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?
  • Now from where did this spider come in from.

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