Student/Teacher Jokes

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HISTORY LESSON

Teacher: 'When was Rome built?'
Sanjay: 'At night, sir.'
Teacher: 'Who told you that?'
Sanjay: 'You did, sir. You once said that Rome was not built in a day.'

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TENSE PAST!

In am English class for foregn students, the teacher wanted a sentence to be changed into past tense.
'He gives her a presents.' he said.
A students answered, 'He gave her a past.'

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FORCED KINDNESS

Teacher: 'Why are you late to class?'
Ramesh and Suresh: 'We helped an old lady cross the road,'
Teacher: 'But did it take you so long?'
Ramesh and Suresh: 'The point is she didn't want to cross the road.'

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SIMPLE LOGIC

Teacher: 'Name one animal that is found in the desert.'
Rajan: 'A camel.'
Teacher: 'Good. Name another animal.'
VIkram: 'Another camel.'

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