IT Gabbar

Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the 'loot-maar' software which he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting:

'Abe O Thakur! Baahar nikal!! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software, jo hamne order kiya tha?'

Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.

Kaalia-'kya laye ho Dhaniya?'

Dhaniya-' Financial Accounting software hai sarkar.'

Kaalia-'Suwar ke bacche! Yeh bekar software hamare liye banaya? Aur woh loot-maar softeare kya apni beti kebaratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Haraam-z@$#!!'

Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying:

' Chillao mat Kaalia!! Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software waalon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai'

Kaalia-'Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya??'

Thakur-'Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai'.

Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru(Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay(Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a laptop.
Kaalia starts laughing and says:
'Haa Haa... Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa Haa... in ko to DOS commands bhi nahi aate. Suno Ranmgad ke vasiyon, Thakur ne hijdon'ki software company banayi hai'

Veeru shouts:'Chup-chap chala ja kaalia. Hum log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain'
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says:'Jao kaalia, gabbar se kehna ki uska server down ho gaya'

Kaalia-'Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki thakur software walon ne uska loot-maar software nahi banaya, to wo poore network mein virus daal dega'
At the Gabbar's den...

Gabbar:'Kittne bugs thay?'

Kaalia:'Do Sarkar'

Gabbar:'Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khus hoga? Naya assignment dega, kyoon?
Iski saja milegi.. Barobbar milegi'
{Snatches an X terminal form Sambaa}
'Kitne sessions hain is machine main??' 

Sambaa:'Chey, sarkar.'
Gabbar:' Session chey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insafi hai
[logout....logout...logout]