Laugh Bytes 5

Wife hits her husband with a frying pan
Husband: What was that for...?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my
horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.




Message of the year:
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!
Why? Very simple.
A woman does not have a wife..!!!




Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi
Husband ghar se chala gaya
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kya hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana: