Banta Singh's Interview..

Banta Singh goes for an interview and there the interviewer tells him:

Interviewer:  Banta Singh, you have to say the opposite of all that I say. OK?

Banta Singh:  OK.

Interviewer:  Made in India

Banta Singh:  Destroyed in Pakistan

Interviewer:  Good... Keep it up

Banta Singh:  Bad... Put it down

Interviewer:  Maxi Mum

Banta Singh:  Mini Dad

Interviewer:  Enough! Take your seat

Banta Singh: Insufficient! Don't take my seat

Interviewer: Idiot! Take your seat

Banta Singh:  Clever! Don't take my seat

Interviewer:  I say you get out!

Banta Singh:  You didn't say I come in

Interviewer:  I reject you!

Banta Singh:  You appoint me

Interviewer: !!!