Santa's Medical Exam

Santa Singh applied to a medical college - 

Just see what answers are given by our dear Santa Singh :-

Antibody - against everyone

Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria

Bowel - letters like aeiou

Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing

Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty

Coma - punctuation mark

Cortisone - area around local court

Cyst - short for sister

Dislocation - in this place

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans

Enema - not a friend

False Labor - pretending to work

Genes - blue denim

Hymen - greeting to several males

Impotent - well-known

Obesity - City of Obe

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize

Protein - in favor of teens

Pus - small cat

Secretion - hiding anything

Subcutaneous - not cute enough

Tablet - small table

Urine - opposite of you're out

Varicose - very close