Son: I start cleaning toilet
Santa: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.
Santa: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Banta: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.
Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai
Santa: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.
Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 maale se gir gaya tha
Banta: toh fir bach gaya ya mar gaya ?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.
Boy: dad, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa do
Santa: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pehchan lega.
In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state (brilliant answer).
INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.
Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this
oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.
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