Saturday, May 30, 2009

Sardar Jokes Page 14




A Sardar Computer Illiterate ( True incident )

Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"

Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"

Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am
within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"

Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"

Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."

Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, It's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"

Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a
promotional. It just has '4X' on it."
At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because
he couldn't stand it.

The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM
drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!





Phone Book

A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library
and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the
most boring I've ever read. There was no story
whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who
took our phone book."






Hard disk

Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their computers to another building. Banta was having a tough time carrying his computer.

Santa : "My computer has 160 GB disk.
See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 80 GB.
Can't you carry even this much?"

Banta : "But yours is empty and my disk is full"!!!





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