Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and I’ll give same advice to my children also.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies, I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…
Banta bhahta huwa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kiyo jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.
Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??
Santa:TV to mai dekh raha tha is liye..
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa:
Yes, it was sad to watch the dog died in convulsions
Banta : Wha'ts Ford?
Santa: Gaadi
Banta: What's Oxford.
Santa: Very simple Bail Gaadi
Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a docter.
Docter: what happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahi par baapu morning se VIBRATION mode me lage hue hai .
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says Le Karle Number Note.
Teacher: How Old is ur father?
Santa: As old as I m
Teacher :How is it possible ?
Santa: He become father only after I was born .
Wife: but why He is your no 1 enemy .
Banta: this is only way to take revenge with santa singh.
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!!!!!
Jailer : Phansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?
Santa: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k phansi de do!
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uskanaam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Wohbank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uskanaam likha tha \"CHAALU KHAATA\"
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