Santa Jokes

An englishman and santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!


Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..


After an accident, a very angry driver says: I showed you the headlights and told you to move to the side, right?
Santa: I also started the wipers and said No... No... No


Teacher: If I saw a man beating a dog and stopped him then what virtue would i be showing?
Santa: Brotherly love.


Santa: Knock Knock!
Banta: Who's there?
Santa: Luke
Banta: Luck who?
Santa: 'Luke' through the key hole and you'll know who?


Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!


Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa You'll die.
Santa: You'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.


Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.


Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."