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World's Smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I love ur wife.
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A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning!
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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
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Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
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Dying husband: I have something to tell you. Wife: Don't speak, just rest.
Husband: No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend. Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I poisoned you.
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Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife.
It means... - without - information - fighting - everytime!
Wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!
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Whats the difference between Data and Information?
362436 - Data
36-24-36 Information!..
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KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet, has no artificial ingredients and is 100% wholesome...Here's one for you...MMWAAAH! Have a nice day!
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I love 3 things! The sun, the Moon and U! The Sun for the Day, the Moon for the night, and You forever!
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Thought for the night: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain and that's where you get shitty ideas. Have a nice fart!
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World's Smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I love ur wife.
************************************************************************
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning!
************************************************************************
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
************************************************************************
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
************************************************************************
Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
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Dying husband: I have something to tell you. Wife: Don't speak, just rest.
Husband: No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend. Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I poisoned you.
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Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife.
It means... - without - information - fighting - everytime!
Wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!
************************************************************************
Whats the difference between Data and Information?
362436 - Data
36-24-36 Information!..
************************************************************************
KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet, has no artificial ingredients and is 100% wholesome...Here's one for you...MMWAAAH! Have a nice day!
************************************************************************
I love 3 things! The sun, the Moon and U! The Sun for the Day, the Moon for the night, and You forever!
************************************************************************
Thought for the night: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain and that's where you get shitty ideas. Have a nice fart!
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