A Lie Detector
An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector .
The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".And the machine is silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"All right, 8 hamburgers".And the machine's silent.
The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
There were two Sardarjis Bantya and Santya as bombers.
They had to place a time bomb in order to explode a building.
So they were going on their destination in a car.
On their way Bantya asked Santya, "Santya what will happen if the time bomb explodes in this car itself."
Santya replied "Don't worry, I have a spare one!!!!!
The Dead Bird
A Sardar and a Bihari were walking outside when the Bihari said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
The Distant Relative
While travelling a sardar was carrying a binocular with him.
But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window.
A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying binoculars.
"I am on my way to see a distant relative."
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