Pappu Jokes Page 2

Pappu "Daddy, why did you put your thumb impression on my progress report instead of your signature?"
Father: "I don't want your teacher to think that anyone with your marks could possibly have a father who can read or write."


Teacherr: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu : Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.


Teacher : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
Pappu : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"


Teacher: "what's the further away, America or the Moon?"
Pappu: "America!"
Teacher: "America? Whatever gave you that idea?"
Pappu: "Simple, We can always see the moon from the india, but not america!"


Pappu: "Dad , can you write in the dark?"
Father: "I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
Pappu: "Your name on the report card."



Teacher:"This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?
Pappu: "Thank god Saterday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!"


Teacher : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
Pappu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.


Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pappu : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pappu : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".