Software Engineer and His Wife

Husband - Hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - Hard disk full.

Wife - Have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - But I told you about it in morning
Husband - Erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - Oh My God !Forget that!! Where's your salary?
Husband - File in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - At least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - Sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - Data type mismatch.

Wife - You are useless.
Husband - By default.

Wife - Who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - System unstable press Ctrl, Alt, Del to Reboot.

Wife - What is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - The only user with write permission.

Wife - What is my value in your life?
Husband - Unknown virus detected.

Wife - Do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - Program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - Close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - It is worthless talking to you.
Husband - Shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer