Male Female

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked. 

 

"Hunting flies," He responded. 

"Oh, killing any?" She asked. 

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied. 

Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell? 

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

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A Woman's Prayer:

I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.