| IT Industry par Filmi Bhoot
Kitne bugs the, Sambha??
Chal Dhanno!!! Aaj Basanti ke appraisal ka sawaal hai!!
Hum angrezo ke zamane ke tester hain!!!
Ye software nahin, phasi ka phanda hain, developer… !!!
Jo jaldi gaya ..samjho mar gaya !!
Gabbar se keh do…..Ramgad walon ne software develop karna band kar diya hai……… ……..
Release kab hai….kab hai release?? >
Yeh chutti hamein de de PM………. nay nay……..
Sambha, Kitna PM, PL rakkha hai re HR hamare upar ??
Door kisi cubicle mein jab developer bura code likhta hai toh PL kehta hai :
Bete code sudhar, nahi to tester aa jayega….
Aur tum 3….. Gabbar ka software hack kar ke aa gaye…….. ..
Tumhara designation kya hai, software engineer?
Testers se keh do….wo log 2 bugs karenge toh hum 4 fix karenge….. .
3 developer aur module 6………buhut nainsafi hai!!!
Sardar, maine aapka module develop kiya hai……..
Ab test kar……… …..
Ke, yoonke, dekhne wali baat toh yeh hai, mujhe increment kab milega …….?
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When I am: Kareeb
There is only: Khamoshi
I want to speak: Dil Se
That's my kind of: Ishq
I want this to be: Gupt
As I always have: Darr
That I will loose you: Sajani
And that would be great: Sadma
I am your: Mr. Aashiq
But sometimes bit: Deewana
Tell me: Hum Aapke Hain Kaun
As I feel : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
In this : Duniya Dilwalon Ki
I told you: Maine Pyar Kiya
May be : Dil To Pagal Hai
Because: Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai
The whole world appears as: Dushman
But anyway: Pyar To Hona Hi Tha | 
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